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Those Dirty, Lousy Parasites

Kyle Haight left a comment in the previous post that I think is worth highlighting:

There’s a word I’d like to see pro-capitalists introduce into discussions of ‘inequality’ as a simple description of the real problem: parasitism. It’s a simple, straightforward, value-laden term to describe what Don calls ‘unearned inequality’. It immediately puts the opposition onto the defensive because nobody wants to come out and explicitly defend being a parasite. The term applies equally well to life-long welfare dependents, overpaid public-sector union members, corporate welfare leeches and politically-connected pseudo-businessmen like Immelt.

The likely response to a charge of parasitism is an attempt to claim that actually productive people are somehow acting parasitically, e.g. by deploying the old Marxist charge that only physical labor is really productive. But even that is a big step forward for our side, because it means both sides have accepted the premise that productivity is good and should be protected and we’re now trying to identify what actions are and are not really productive. And that’s a battle being fought on our terms, that we can win.

Frame it as a narrative: Do you want to live in a country where the government enables politically-connected parasites to live at your expense, or do you want to live in a country where everyone gets to fully enjoy the fruits of their own productive thought and effort?

I love this. It’s a profound point that I totally missed: The wealth redistributionists are tapping in to people’s legitimate dislike of unearned inequality in cases where politicians or businessmen benefit, not to argue that we need to end unearned inequality, but to argue that we need to change who receives the unearned loot: not “the rich” and “powerful” but “the poor” and “powerless.”

We need to counter that by arguing that parasitism of any sort has no place in a civilized society.

8 Comments to “Those Dirty, Lousy Parasites”


  • Zachary T Moore says:

    #dropmic and walk away. . .

  • Lionell Griffith says:

    One path is really rather simple: neither expect, accept, nor give the unearned, trade value for value to mutual benefit, and have all interaction among individuals mutually voluntary. This is a positive sum game where both sides of a transaction come out ahead. The parasites, having no value to trade, do not participate in any of the transactions.

    The other path is a war of all against all with and ever increasingly rapid spiral to the bottom. The winners in that kind of war don’t win much and even what they do win is not for long. This is a negative sum game where wealth is destroyed with each transaction and ultimately all lose. The parasites can appear to be winners until the spiral hits the bottom.

    There is no such thing as a zero sum game. Just as there is no such thing as a free lunch, there is no divine right of stagnation. A living system is either growing or dying but cannot stand in place.

  • steve says:

    ayn rand argued her principles in her novels by demonstrating that you can either change peoples minds through logical, irrefutable discourse, or you as in AS can withdraw and move to colorado; instead of coining the descriptive term ” parasite” to make the objectivist argument, which is sure to cause anyone with a mature mind to immediately turn away and conclude that the user of the term is nothing more than a “jealot”, and not worth the time to listen to; cold/clear logic was always the glaring light she brought to the surface in her characters’ discourse - it generally renders the listener speechless, either immediately, or as they continue to contemplate - she caused silence to fill the room, the truth always does; outrageous terms are damaging, and irrelevant to this cause.

  • Steven Swenson says:

    Until they start appealing to emotion. “What about the needy/disabled/the children. You’re saying they’re parasites?”

  • Mark Flatley says:

    Nice writing Kyle Haight!

  • Tom says:

    Don’t you mean “unearned equality”?